Corgi Operating System, Version 2.0

This is how Darwin views pretty much every object he encounters.

Step 1: "Oh, look, I see it! It appears to be interesting!" Goto Step 2.

Step 2: "Is it edible? If so, then I will eat it!" Goto Step 3.

Step 3: "Oh, it's not edible. I will try to eat it anyway." Goto Step 4.

Step 4: "Turns out, it really wasn't edible. Is it herdable?" Goto Step 5.

Step 5: "Not a herdable, therefore, no longer of interest." Goto Step 1 with new object.



This applies to woodchips, insects, random bits of who-knows-what lying in the sidewalk cracks, bicycles, etc.

-Mel, Corgi-keeper